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I don't have a big social circle and I rarely visit bars. In the year since then, I've saved quite the backlog of astoundingly inappropriate icebreakers. And it's also saying a lot, since my dad and brother are commercial fishermen. Every first and last date makes the prospect of more first dates a little less appealing.
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